Quotes for the weekend

"Never use a humungous word when a diminutive one will suffice." (anon)

"Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers." (Dave Barry)

"Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." (Will Rogers)

"Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance." (Dave Barry)

"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes." (Dave Barry)