A Bit of Cheers (the TV show)

Diane: How can you compare Disneyworld and Tibet, where
we might possibly unravel the mysteries of life?

Sam: Well, there are a lot of mysteries you can unravel
at Disneyworld.

Diane: For example?

Sam: Um, all right, all right. Why is it that uh
Donald Duck wears a top and no bottom whereas
Mickey wears a bottom and no top?

Cliff: Uh well, Sammy, it's because you know, the duck's
privates are hidden by the feathers and the
mouse's is, well, need I say more.

Frasier: While you're at it, I mean, why is it we've
never seen Donald fly? I mean, I've seen that
damn duck to the karioka.

Carla: And if Mickey is dating Minnie, how come he has
such a high voice?

Sam: Whoa whoa, wait, are you trying to tell me that
Mickey is a...

Diane: All right all right all right! We'll go!
We'll go!


Choosing a honeymoon spot
"Norm's Last Hurrah"