A Bit of Cheers (the TV show)
Diane: How can you compare Disneyworld and Tibet, where
we might possibly unravel the mysteries of life?
Sam: Well, there are a lot of mysteries you can unravel
Diane: For example?
Sam: Um, all right, all right. Why is it that uh
Donald Duck wears a top and no bottom whereas
Mickey wears a bottom and no top?
Cliff: Uh well, Sammy, it's because you know, the duck's
privates are hidden by the feathers and the
mouse's is, well, need I say more.
Frasier: While you're at it, I mean, why is it we've
never seen Donald fly? I mean, I've seen that
damn duck to the karioka.
Carla: And if Mickey is dating Minnie, how come he has
such a high voice?
Sam: Whoa whoa, wait, are you trying to tell me that
Mickey is a...
Diane: All right all right all right! We'll go!
Choosing a honeymoon spot
"Norm's Last Hurrah"